Drinking toasts are often spoken just before the first drink at a function or ceremony.
A drinking toast should be short and often amusing.
Here are some examples of drinking toasts:
"Here's to the perfect girl, I couldn't ask for more. She's deaf 'n dumb, oversexed, and owns a liquor store."
"When we drink, we get drunk. When we get drunk, we fall asleep. When we fall asleep, we commit no sin. When we commit no sin, we go to heaven. So, let's all get drunk, and go to heaven!"
"Payday came and with it beer." - Rudyard Kipling
"Work is the curse of the drinking class." - Oscar Wilde
"I like beer. On occasion, I will even drink beer to celebrate a major event such as the fall of communism or the fact that the refrigerator is still working." - Dave Barry
"May your wedding night be like a kitchen table... all legs and no drawers."
"May misfortune follow you the rest of your life, but never catch up."
"Gentlemen, start your livers!"
These drinking toasts will help you to celebrate that special occassion.
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